Sunday, 30 January 2011


Hey guys.......sorry for the lateness of blogging these days......kinda busy.

I think my body is deteriorating.....

I DUNNO.My body just feels tired. According to my sensei (GURU CROCO MAMBA) he say this is normal.
the one with the orange bandana is the Guru Croco Mamba 

Your life expectancy may decrease by how many years if i didn't get enough sleep. In these case 10 goodness.

team monjali at base

So the best is be a man that can't be move.This is done by one simple task. Which is BED REST.......sleep........and sleep........and sleep untill your OK.

team dalangan :)

Gonna get ready for exams and skill lab assignments.

Gonna write more soon.


IT'S COOL......and if u like it means YOU ARE COOL 2.


P/s: good game guys for the paintball and i really had fun......sudeen sorry ak tertembak ngan jarak dekat.,....FREEZE!!!

Monday, 24 January 2011

AVRIL is back!!!!!

Her newest song "WHAT THE HELL" official video clip just released 4 days ago

this girl rocks.....enjoy!!

Sunday, 23 January 2011

Raise Your Glass UP HIGH.

Pink newest video clip

Very catchy song......good job PINK!!!

P/s: I like the last part where the guy (2.12) dance......MUST WATCH.Gonna do that if got dancing competition. LOLZ

Saturday, 22 January 2011


A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. 
It doesn’t have to bother insulting its enemies – it just EATS them

Mosquito repellents don’t repel. They HIDE you. 
The spray blocks the mosquito’s sensors 
so they don’t know you’re there.

It’s physically IMPOSSIBLE for you to lick your elbow

Turtles can breathe through their BUTTS

Elephants are the only animals that CAN'T JUMP

GO,” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language

In fact, Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. 
His parents thought he might be RETARDED

There are MORE BACTERIA in your mouth than the human population of the U.S.A. and Canada combined.

85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been CHEATING on their wives.LOLZ

COOL rite.....haha. 

P/s: if u tried to lick your elbow while reading this post.....DO COMMENT and say ME.....coz I did.....noob me!!!haha

We'll be alright

Nice song for a very busy day......

Wednesday, 19 January 2011


Well hello everyone
Do u know him??

Rank no: 1

Rank no:2

Rank no :3

I think not everybody knows what DJ and DJ-ing  is........So let me explain.

What DJ stands for ??

  • Short for deejay or disk-jockey.
  • It's a person that chooses the music for an occasion.
  • They operate musics. speakers and sometimes the lights.

Types of DJ??
  • Radio DJ
This is the person who plays song on the radio as well as giving information to the listeners.
  • Party DJ
A Party DJ is DJ who is hired to provide music and often times chatter relevant to the event. These DJ's are equip with the techniques of handling vinyl record, CD, or digital files and how to professionally mix the audio. Usually a party DJ can be promoted to a Club DJ. 
  • Club DJ
Very well versed in mixing music to motivate the club goers to dance. Club DJs have historically been on the leading edge innovation when it come sto leveraging the equipment they have for the best new sounds and memorable effects.
  • Virtual DJ

Virtual DJ basically where the DJ or even a lay person can apply mixing in his life. As a lay person if you think that you have the capability of mixing or scratching CD's or mp3 you can be one. It uses a simple platform of downloading a software. (it's worth it rather than buy a full set).

For me myself, i use the virtual DJ tool to mix when i'm bored. But i'm still newbie at it.
my platform mixing while boring.......

What equipments do a DJ use??

  • Mixer (usually a two-channel since u wanna mix at least 2 songs a a time and crossfader)
  • Source of sound (this can be CD-J, vinyl turntables, Laptops or Mp3 players)
  • Headphones ( A good noise isolation full ear headphones)
  • The PA system (speakers and amplifiers)
  • Cables (To hook everything up)

Simple as that.

So what is the function of a DJ???

  • Change songs without stop.
  • Mix the music.
  • Learn what goes with what music
  • Loop the musics together
  • To control the mood of the listeners
  • Basically so that the listeners enjoy what they hear.

Simple tutorial for DJ-ing(Crossfading)
  1. Put in your songs which you think that can be mix
  2. Before the song finishes change the next track's BPM(beats-per-minute) by synchronizing(NUMBER 1)
  3. Then move the crossfader to the right(NUMBER 2)
  4. Yeah you did it. 

DJ is a storyteller 

When a good dj gets up to the decks, he knows what he's going to be doing to his crowd.
He knows what kinds of emotions he's going to convey, he knows what kind of mood he's going to put them in.
Just like the author of a book

A good DJ will program, or pre-arrange their set.

They'll have a happy song in just the right place, then a little bit slower song in just the right place. He knows how to make you sweat, he knows how to make you smile, he knows how to make you cry.

ok bye

Tuesday, 18 January 2011

Coming Home Anyone??

Well hello....

Diddy is of the coolest song.

Diddy -Coming Home ft. Skylar Grey 

Check it out

Sunday, 16 January 2011


We always hear the name warewolf rite???or the serigala jadian......but


Gonna tell u guys a story..........why there's this WARE CHICKEN

Few days ago my friend from Bandung I decided to bring her jalan2 around Jogja. I rented a Avanza car for one day. Four of us (arip,ain,najla and me) went for the trip.

The sensation of driving a car is like MOKHSYAR.(eventough i'm not the one driving)........Me and Arip were very exited since the its very COOL to have a RIDE while seeing the motorbikes or girls from a CAR.WOW!!

So the 1st trip is to prambanan.....that was very nice. 

Then we took of to Parangtritis beach.

Here's the real prob.....

1st case:

We was on the way at in front of Galleria suddenly a bike just slide in front of the car and.....BANG!!!
Miraculously she survived.(she was just fine.....)

AYAM NO 1: Mas Kamu Hati-Hati ya.....
Me: Trying to open the window but cannot....(angry!!!)
Me: Kamu lagi masuk terus kenapa?? GA LIHAT??mobil nya udah di depan.zzzzz
Then she kept quiet.

2nd case:
Half the journey going to a TRAFFIC LIGHT(the car was STATIC). Suddenly a bike hit the car at the back....and it sounded like someone hit it and fell down and DIED. MY GODNESS. and I think he survived.coz nobody fell at the back.

 P/s nobody died in this case bcoz it's actually the sound of the "spion" or the side mirror of the bike hitting the car.DEM(we checked after we stop for rest-there's one straight line a the car..zzzz).

After that case I and arip was traumatized.WTH rite. Its like we are on the car but its the UNSAFEST place to be. The journey after that we keep honking and give passing light so that they know the presence of us.

Nasib baik we reach to parangtritis.....wah....

SO AS A CONCLUSION WE  CAN CALL IT AS THE WARECHICKEN or AYAM JADIAN.(since ayam jadian is too long so we call them as AYAM)


ARIP: Ayam kat depan!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME: Dem Ayam......(then i honked)even though i'm the co-driver.LOLZ

All of these AYAM's we can see it everywhere.......and it's very dangerous.

These motocyclist what I can say noob....they ride the bike like a chicken.seriously. Why??

  1. They don't see the side mirror
  2. They go into middle of the junction then only they see left or right.
  3. They ride very near to a car.
  4. And they think that the road is theirs.....zzzzz


hopefully i'm not a WARE"CHICKEN" or the ayam jadian

Better be cautious and before u become 

We should think about the others and not only yourself. Dun be a chicken.

But despite of all the tragedies......we had a great time.

P/S: I GIVE MY UPMOST SALUTATION TO ALL THE CARS DRIVERS IN JOGJA.....bcoz it's DEM hard to drive a car here.

Wednesday, 12 January 2011


It's been a busy day lately.......

dedicate this song to all my friends out there.

PEACE  (O_O)V!!!!!

Sunday, 9 January 2011


Well hello I am gonna write something about myself. Usually I don't write about myself but wth.....blogging is about expressing yourself.

I find it interesting if i tell why i play guitar......So let's go to the main point.

WHY No 5:

  • if I have no money I can MENGAMEN

I always see the beggar(pengamen) when i'm eating and i really like them. Even tough they don't have money BUT they work hard for it. It's very inspiring for me.

WHY No 4:
  • I have something to DO.

Every people have their own opinion on what they wanna do. Some people play DoTA, shopping, make biscuit or wut. But, for me in term's of something to do........i like playin' guitar. (Even tough i'm noob).

WHY No 3:
  • New songs keep updating, its ENTERTAINMENT

Haha.....nowdays, the song are getting cooler and catchy. I really like it if i can play the songs. 

WHY No 2:
  • Its COOL

Its very cool la playin' guitar......if u just SEE the guitar it's cool. If u TOUCH it it's cool. If u PICK/STRUM it its cool.......and if u can PLAY??wow.....mamamia lezatos.(hopefully one day I can play well)

WHY No 1:

This is the MAIN reason I's like a friend for me.  Although we have the positive stress n the negative stress thingy but seriously its the NEGATIVE ones. If i have a really BIG problem (esp sadness) it will helps to cool me down. It's like when I have nothing it give me "something". 

Sorry if its sound EMO......but that is all the reason I play guitar.

Yeah......i'm a newbie at it but i'll try my best. 

It's all for SELF SATISFACTION.....that is all. (sorry if HUJAN because i sing along.....haha).

This song also inspired me.....hope it does to you too.

Friday, 7 January 2011


Think that a pig after moving 50 km (NON-STOP) under the sun they will get all sweaty??

That is pure nonsense.....haha. Pigs DON'T SWEAT.

And they will take a bath...

Gonna tell you why.

Human if get hot, the skin will sent the impulse to the brain (hypothalamus specifically) which will regulate our body temp. This massage then will be sent to the sweat glands. 

The sweat gland can be divided into 2:
  •  Eccrine sweat gland 
When internal temperature rises, the eccrine glands secrete water to the skin surface, where heat is removed by evaporation.

If eccrine glands are active over most of the body (as in HORSES, bears, and humans), they are major thermoregulatory devices.
  • Apocrine sweat gland
Usually associated with hair follicles, continuously secrete a fatty sweat into the gland tubule.

Emotional stress causes the tubule wall to contract, expelling the fatty secretion to the skin, where local bacteria break it down into odorous fatty acids

Pigs have NO eccrine sweat glands, they HAVE apocrine glands.

So they can't cool themselves.

It ain't cool yo.

So what do pig do??

They wallow (berendam) and bathe in something wet, such as mud , ponds, seeps, and lakes to help them cool down. 

So now are you clear why pig don't sweat??

So no more "you sweat like a pig" but instead you should say "you sweat like a HORSE or BEAR" which is more appropriate. HAHA.


Tuesday, 4 January 2011


Its interesting topic actually......coz i was shocked to see the fact that women do really see these things....lolz.

Take one example:

Brad Putt: Hey nice dinner we have juz now.....the "tempe" was juz superb.
Angel Jolie: Ya.. its very romantic of you.....why don't we have a drink at my place.
Brad Putt: (yeay)....sure.

Suddenly reaching at her kost/house, this Brad Putt take of his shoes........A GUSHED of pungent smell from his foot diffuse through the room. THINK ANGEL DON'T NOTICE??

NOOB......haha. THEY DO!!! esp hygiene and body the sense of attraction is based on scent and hygiene..(like i pro only,,,,,lolz)

Ok lets get on with the main points. Girls/ Women see:

  • Nails 
Guy's general cleanliness is based on the nails and the hands.( from what i heard la).
But mine i have 800 colonies.....*ouchhh*

  • The Back 
Well said.
  • Teeth
Nice dazzling teeth is the key but i don't have one

  • Nose Hair/ Ear Hair
Women see this also?? dem.....

  • Feet 
Smelly and fungal feet is a NO NO...

  • Skin
Skin like tupa's is what women wants the best.......haha. Girls actually like soft skin. I dunno that.
  • Eyebrows
"The only excuse for grooming your eyebrows when you're a guy is chopping a unibrow in half"

Cool eh???  Overall, what is the most important is the hygiene and the cleanliness. But i think i lack all of the criterias......wut a NOOB guy kan.

Guys/Girls feel free to comment if u disagree or wanna add.


Sunday, 2 January 2011

I AM RACIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha.......racist i am???


Most people who claim they are not racist, really are.(so i am a racist......*dush*)

Some people say that it is dead, but Racism will never be dead; it will live on forever.

Some of the racist people are racist toward their own people.( this is very3x true)

This is a true story i think.......maybe some of u have read it but i like the "RACISM" in this story so do read it again.

A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a Black man.

Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess.

"Madam, what is the matter," the Hostess asked.

"You obviously do not see it then?" she responded.

"You placed me next to a Black man.I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group.Give me an alternative seat."

"Be calm please, " the Hostess replied.

"Almost all the places on this flight are taken.I will go to see if another seat is available."

The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later.

"Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seatsin the Economy class.I spoke to the Captain and he informed me that there no seat in the Business class.All the same, we still have one seat in the First class."

Before the woman could say anything, the Hostess continued:"It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the Economy class to sit in the First class.However, given the circumstances,the Captain feels that it would be scandalous to makesomeone sit next to someone so disgusting.

"She turned to the Black guy, and said,"Therefore, Sir,if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage,a seat awaits you in First class."

At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked bywhat they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.

This is a NOT a TOY STORY but Its a TOP STORY......

In a way after reading this story it had change my perspective in RACISM......this is a COOL RACISM with a positive side with it.yeah!!!

Avoid racism.......How??

  • Think before speaking......dun use your patella and just speak.......think of the outcome of your bombastic words.
  • Think of other people feelings when u say it.....and how u would feel if the same happen to you.
  • Choose your friend appropriately.......friends who always give racist comment or act like one  bad for the environment.(its like global warming)
  • Stop judging people or stereotyping......(MJ is black or white.....that racist)....haha. :P
  • Try to know as much races as u can n make friend with them.....n learn their history n sufferings.
  • Don't force other people to understand u instead u should understand them( confusing ehh....but true).

STOP RACISM!!!!!(try our best ya!!)

Saturday, 1 January 2011


Its new year EVERYBODY.....
this are the most amusing new year RESOLUTION that i think is interesting:

  • I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly.... 
  • I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

  • I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
  • I will think of a password other than "password."
  • I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number. 

  • I will be more imaginative.

  • When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
  • I promise to clean my room once a week even though I haven't cleaned it more than once in the last year.
  • Read less books. A little learning is a dangerous thing. Too much of it can really wreck your head.
  • Watch more TV. It's very educational. Catch up on all those programs you missed down the years.

  • Work less. Take it easy. All work and no play can make you a dull boy or girl.
  • Play more computer games. Scientists say they're good for you and improve your visual skills. But you always knew that.

  • Take up some worthwhile new habit, like smoking - it helps keep tobacco workers in jobs.

  • Learn what the hell "resolution" means.  :P
YEAH!!!!......HAPPY NEW YEAR @)!!=2011 ALL!!!!!!!!!!!