WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??

I always ask why did the chicken cross the road??? but always my answer was because they wanna go to the other side of the road........LAME!!!!!

These are some of the COOL answers from a very unexpected peoples

• GEORGE W. BUSH

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.

We just want to know if the chicken 

is on our side of the road or not.

The chicken is either with us or it is against us. 

There is no middle ground here."

• BILL GATES

"I have just released the new Chicken Office 2010,

 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, 

file your important documents, balance your checkbook and eat your neighbour"

• CHARLES DARWIN

"Chickens, over great periods of time,

 have been naturally selected in such a way that

 they are now genetically disposed to cross roads"

• ALBERT EINSTEIN

"Whether the chicken crossed the road or

 

the road moved beneath the chicken

 

depends upon your frame of reference"

• JERRY FALWELL

"Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious?

 Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? 

The chicken was going to the "other side." 

That's what they call it -- the other side.

Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. 

And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."

• ARISTOTLE

"It is the nature of chickens to cross the road"

• RALPH NADER

"The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road 

had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed.

The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat 

on the other side of the road because 

it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV"

• JERRY SEINFELD

"Why does anyone cross a road? 

I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, 

What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, 

anyway?"

THE ULTIMATE BEST NOMINATED ANSWER BY ME FROM THE COLONEL SANDERS HIMSELF

"I missed one?"

ROFL!!!!

IT'S CHICKEN'S DAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"KOT KO DAK" everyone.........its Romanian Language for a chicken telling that she laid an EGG and happy to announce it to everyone.LOLZ. As if chicken can speak English, Malay, Cantonese, and Spanish.....weird ya MATE.

I was inspired to write on this topic and declare its as because chickens at my village is VERY VERY weird.....why??

             

"Usually a normal rooster will make sound early in the mornin' (usually when early dawn) but mine its 12AM IN THE MORNIN' . WTH.....haha.everybody is sleepin' including the humans to..."

(true strory happen in Ds. Karangjati, Jalan Monjali)

So why do they sound early in the mornin??

Maybe they are singing ADAM LAMBERT or wut. The answer is NO. Its actually roosters announcing their territory. Basically they do this usually early dawn because sound travel better that time.(Maybe the roosters at my village are NOOBs or he "shock sendiri je").

I also having this problem of classifying chickens......called me NOOB but i think i'm not ALONE....

So wut is CHICKEN, ROOSTER, PULLETS, HENS, and CHICKS????

A chicken is a chicken, no matter which sex it is. 

Male chickens are called roosters or cockerels.

Young female chickens are often called pullets, and mature laying-age female chickens are called hens, 

Baby chickens are called chicks.

juz kiddin'

this is the real chick...

Get ready for the next post........"chicken day" is getting hotter.