Wednesday, 29 December 2010


I always ask why did the chicken cross the road??? but always my answer was because they wanna go to the other side of the road........LAME!!!!!

These are some of the COOL answers from a very unexpected peoples


"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken 
is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either with us or it is against us. 
There is no middle ground here."


"I have just released the new Chicken Office 2010,
 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, 
file your important documents, balance your checkbook and eat your neighbour"


"Chickens, over great periods of time,
 have been naturally selected in such a way that
 they are now genetically disposed to cross roads"


"Whether the chicken crossed the road or
the road moved beneath the chicken
depends upon your frame of reference"

"Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious?
 Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? 
The chicken was going to the "other side." 
That's what they call it -- the other side.

Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. 
And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."


"It is the nature of chickens to cross the road"


"The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road 
had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed.

The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat 
on the other side of the road because 
it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV"


"Why does anyone cross a road? 
I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, 
What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, 


"I missed one?"


IT'S CHICKEN'S DAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"KOT KO DAK" everyone.........its Romanian Language for a chicken telling that she laid an EGG and happy to announce it to everyone.LOLZ. As if chicken can speak English, Malay, Cantonese, and Spanish.....weird ya MATE.

I was inspired to write on this topic and declare its as because chickens at my village is VERY VERY weird.....why??
"Usually a normal rooster will make sound early in the mornin' (usually when early dawn) but mine its 12AM IN THE MORNIN' . WTH.....haha.everybody is sleepin' including the humans to..."
(true strory happen in Ds. Karangjati, Jalan Monjali)

So why do they sound early in the mornin??

Maybe they are singing ADAM LAMBERT or wut. The answer is NO. Its actually roosters announcing their territory. Basically they do this usually early dawn because sound travel better that time.(Maybe the roosters at my village are NOOBs or he "shock sendiri je").

I also having this problem of classifying chickens......called me NOOB but i think i'm not ALONE....


A chicken is a chicken, no matter which sex it is. 

Male chickens are called roosters or cockerels.

Young female chickens are often called pullets, and mature laying-age female chickens are called hens, 

Baby chickens are called chicks.

juz kiddin'

this is the real chick...

Get ready for the next post........"chicken day" is getting hotter.

DEV.......HOT chick with cool vibe.....

Remember the famous song LIKE A G6??........she is the DEV...

I think she is the COOLEST girl on earth......with the COOLEST songs.

She have been collaborating with

  • the cataracts

  • far east movement 

Previous songs
  1. 2nite ft. the cataracts
  2. Just another day
  3. Booty bounce
  4. LIKE A G6 ft. The Cataracts
Latest song 


Top song and  I LIKE IT "BASS DOWN LOW"..........


Monday, 27 December 2010

Tramar Dillard says WHO's DAT GIRL??

Who is Tramar Dillard???
He not some scientist or journalist...............he is known as FLO-RIDA. A rapper n singer....his music will make our body the Madagascar movie......"i like to move it move it". haha.   

When his first single is out??
He was 1st popular during the song "LOW" in the early 2008 with #1 in UK for 10 weeks. Top class ehh....untill this guys become popular in you tube.....lolz

Other singles??
  1. In the ayer
  2. Right Round
  3. Club cant handle me ft David Guetta (my favourite class Guetta)
Latest single??
  1. Who's Dat Girl ft Akon.
This is song is VERY catchy for me......WHY???? haha.....the lyrics top class la......very funny and entertaining......and nice rap...

Come lets see some of the LYRICS esp the chorus sang by AKON........


She no rock star but she got boobies 
She no actress but she make movies 

Who dat girl..Who dat girl..Who dat girl 

Doesn't make sense but it DOES......haha........ nowadays a lot of song doesn't  make sense but is sounds GOOD.....n I LOVE IT.....*clap clap*

DANCE FOR LIFE and  HIV is LETHAL      -tiesto-
party safe ya.

Friday, 24 December 2010

Christmas Gift Anyone??

If U have a lot of money, give this:

  • i-PAD
no word can describe.....its like eating an apple without pesticides...
  • Cd-j 2000
mixing is always the coolest thing......this turn table have it all......
  • electric guitar
it COOL to have an electric guitar......everybody will call u COOL bro...haha

mr X: you have electric guitar BRO??
mr Y: ya BRO
mr X;You are cool BRO
mr Y: (HIDUNG KEMBANG)..... :P
  • ATM machine with MONEY inside........
where the hell is the atm machine??.......somebody else took it before me.......dem !!!smart people

If U have some money, give this:
  • sound activated light t-shirt

can be found at Sg. Wang.......RM75.huhu

  • Nike elastico
futsal shoe.......i need one.

  • quicksilver beach shorts

But if u don't have money:
Merry Christmas to all my frenz that is safe.
Shake up your Happiness!!!!

    Thursday, 23 December 2010


    "Kantoi" is a very popular word used in Malaysia beside of NOOB, BENGONG, and etc.... 

    "Kantoi" means  a word described for someone is busted, or caught doing something wrong.  (it is best to use the word in bahasa malaysia coz it sounds BETTER).
    •   X: i mengandung la.
                Y: KANTOI!!!hahaha......(sarcasticaly) 
    •   "Kantoi" selingkuh.......
    • "kantoi" mandi ramai-ramai 
    • "kantoi" membuang sampah merata-rata.....
    • "kantoi" stalk org in fb.....
    • "kantoi" pergi makan Mc D x ajak kawan....
    There is many2 more examples that u can describe "kantoi" but one has really grab my attention.......the KANTOI song.......the ultimate kantoi-ing example(the lyrics).yeah!!!!!!

    pssst: i only knew the song while eating NASI KUNING few weeks ago

    The singer is Zee Avi

    I always find a girl that can play guitar are cool.....huhu

    This is her video and hopefully u enjoyed it.

    Enough of the kantoi-ing......... I will be posting more.

    Tuesday, 21 December 2010

    MEN's facts.......TRUE??

    "BE A MAN"   -mr Bean-
    1. Men are NOT mind readers.(go see master "Limbad" for consultation if u want)
    2. Men like phones with lots of buttons. it makes them feel important.(but nowadays we use touch screen phone, i-phone 4...huhu). 
    3. Men hate to lose. If a woman beats he husband at tenis, she might ask him “Are we ever going to be in love again?” He might say, “Yes, but not with each other”
    4. Men forget everything: Women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replays in sports.They’ve already forgotten what happened.(this always happen to me....but the prob is i seem to forget everythg.....zzz).
    5. Men who are married tend to have a longer life expectancy than those who are single. But they are the ones who are more willing to die.(seriouslly??....maybe i'll wait until i get married...then only i know).
    6. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experiened pain and bought jewelry.(I'm ready then.......):P
    7. Men are very confident people. A husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates, he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from the living room, and if they are really in trouble, the wife has to get off the phone in case they call him.(I always see "croco mamba" do if he was the k.rajagopal of m'sia)
    8. Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. they can learn in private; in public they have to know.
    9. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. Rarely does a man walk into a party and say “Oh my Gosh. I'm so embarassed; get me out of here. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo”(well said)
    10. "When four or more men get together, they talk about SPORTS.When  four or more women get together, they talk about MEN".
    I like the no 10 part........haha.

    Monday, 20 December 2010

    Obsession when entering "THE ROOM"

    This is a very serious MATTER..........its like an CHRONIC disease.
    • go into the room I OPEN 

    • go out for a while then into the room again I OPEN

    • after take a bath I OPEN


    BUT I think i'm not the only one having the "DISEASE" .........haha. U toooo.....yes u tooo.....haha.

    This is guy that give me and all of us the trouble....

    Mr Mark Zuckerberg..........

    Everything  i do i check fb....lolz.Wut  a LIFE.......and it's an OBSESSION.

    In my opinion is a has a positive effect on me as it got me CONNECTED.......such a geek

    As a gratitude of my LOVE for are some of it's history

    Interesting right???Here I invite you to watch the movie social network.


    Are U a NOOB??

    • is an opposite to PRO
    • get EXTREMELY upset over being beaten and can not admit that they are bad at the game.
    • is an INSULT in general so people often wrongly use it and just call somebody that they do not like a noob, regardless of skill.
    • noob is derived from the word 'new'  it implies that you are inexperienced  sometimes it is used as slang for 'YOU SUCK'
    1. Walk into fire 
    3. kill his own teammates on accident 
    4. Type in bright colors 
    5. Play on an easy difficulty setting 
    6. State the obvious (Ex: Our flag has been taken!) 
    7. Sing, when they suck at it. 
    8. Type random letters 
    9. Spam you with messages 
    10. Burn food he/she is cooking on accident 
    11. Forget to wear their headset 
    12. Scream into their headset 
    13. Have more deaths than kills 
    14. Lose any game (Ex: Halo, Chess, Checkers, Counter-Strike, DoTA) 
    15. Lose repeatedly 
    16. Get owned by the same guy repeatedly 
    17. Make the same joke over and over again 
    18. Steal other people's ideas 
    19. Not use proper grammar when they type (Ex: do u wanna go to the mall wit justin and i) 
    20. Camp in the same spot over and over again, even when they get killed there. 
    21. Fail a test 
    22. Have a virus on their PC

    Make sure you are NOT confused with the term "newb," and people who confuse these terms are usually either noobs themselves....lolz

    • are those who are new to some task and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage
    I am NEWB and i don't wanna be a NOOB