These are some of the COOL answers from a very unexpected peoples
- GEORGE W. BUSH
"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken
is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either with us or it is against us.
There is no middle ground here."
- BILL GATES
"I have just released the new Chicken Office 2010,
which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs,
file your important documents, balance your checkbook and eat your neighbour"
- CHARLES DARWIN
"Chickens, over great periods of time,
have been naturally selected in such a way that
they are now genetically disposed to cross roads"
- ALBERT EINSTEIN
"Whether the chicken crossed the road or
the road moved beneath the chicken
depends upon your frame of reference"
- JERRY FALWELL
"Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious?
Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face?
The chicken was going to the "other side."
That's what they call it -- the other side.
Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay.
And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."
- ARISTOTLE
"It is the nature of chickens to cross the road"
- RALPH NADER
"The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road
had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed.
The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat
The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat
on the other side of the road because
it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV"
- JERRY SEINFELD
"Why does anyone cross a road?
I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask,
What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place,
anyway?"
THE ULTIMATE BEST NOMINATED ANSWER BY ME FROM THE COLONEL SANDERS HIMSELF
"I missed one?"
ROFL!!!!
2 comments:
Favorite pqa yang ARISTOTLE n yes, Colonel's.
Lawak laa. Mane la tokey dapat ni:D
haha....ni from compilation ble search kat google.
:D
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