Monday, 20 December 2010

Are U a NOOB??



NOOB's
  • is an opposite to PRO
  • get EXTREMELY upset over being beaten and can not admit that they are bad at the game.
  • is an INSULT in general so people often wrongly use it and just call somebody that they do not like a noob, regardless of skill.
  • noob is derived from the word 'new'  it implies that you are inexperienced  sometimes it is used as slang for 'YOU SUCK'
NOOB's 
  1. Walk into fire 
  2. TYPE IN ALL CAPS 
  3. kill his own teammates on accident 
  4. Type in bright colors 
  5. Play on an easy difficulty setting 
  6. State the obvious (Ex: Our flag has been taken!) 
  7. Sing, when they suck at it. 
  8. Type random letters 
  9. Spam you with messages 
  10. Burn food he/she is cooking on accident 
  11. Forget to wear their headset 
  12. Scream into their headset 
  13. Have more deaths than kills 
  14. Lose any game (Ex: Halo, Chess, Checkers, Counter-Strike, DoTA) 
  15. Lose repeatedly 
  16. Get owned by the same guy repeatedly 
  17. Make the same joke over and over again 
  18. Steal other people's ideas 
  19. Not use proper grammar when they type (Ex: do u wanna go to the mall wit justin and i) 
  20. Camp in the same spot over and over again, even when they get killed there. 
  21. Fail a test 
  22. Have a virus on their PC


Make sure you are NOT confused with the term "newb," and people who confuse these terms are usually either noobs themselves....lolz


NEWB's
  • are those who are new to some task and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage
I am NEWB and i don't wanna be a NOOB



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