MEN's facts.......TRUE??

TOP 10 FACTS ABOUT MEN

"BE A MAN"   -mr Bean-

1. Men are NOT mind readers.(go see master "Limbad" for consultation if u want)
2. Men like phones with lots of buttons. it makes them feel important.(but nowadays we use touch screen phone, i-phone 4...huhu). 
3. Men hate to lose. If a woman beats he husband at tenis, she might ask him “Are we ever going to be in love again?” He might say, “Yes, but not with each other”
4. Men forget everything: Women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replays in sports.They’ve already forgotten what happened.(this always happen to me....but the prob is i seem to forget everythg.....zzz).
5. Men who are married tend to have a longer life expectancy than those who are single. But they are the ones who are more willing to die.(seriouslly??....maybe i'll wait until i get married...then only i know).
6. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experiened pain and bought jewelry.(I'm ready then.......):P
7. Men are very confident people. A husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates, he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from the living room, and if they are really in trouble, the wife has to get off the phone in case they call him.(I always see "croco mamba" do this......as if he was the k.rajagopal of m'sia)
8. Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. they can learn in private; in public they have to know.
9. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. Rarely does a man walk into a party and say “Oh my Gosh. I'm so embarassed; get me out of here. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo”(well said)
10. "When four or more men get together, they talk about SPORTS.When  four or more women get together, they talk about MEN".

I like the no 10 part........haha.