WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??

I always ask why did the chicken cross the road??? but always my answer was because they wanna go to the other side of the road........LAME!!!!!

These are some of the COOL answers from a very unexpected peoples

• GEORGE W. BUSH

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.

We just want to know if the chicken 

is on our side of the road or not.

The chicken is either with us or it is against us. 

There is no middle ground here."

• BILL GATES

"I have just released the new Chicken Office 2010,

 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, 

file your important documents, balance your checkbook and eat your neighbour"

• CHARLES DARWIN

"Chickens, over great periods of time,

 have been naturally selected in such a way that

 they are now genetically disposed to cross roads"

• ALBERT EINSTEIN

"Whether the chicken crossed the road or

 

the road moved beneath the chicken

 

depends upon your frame of reference"

• JERRY FALWELL

"Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious?

 Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? 

The chicken was going to the "other side." 

That's what they call it -- the other side.

Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. 

And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."

• ARISTOTLE

"It is the nature of chickens to cross the road"

• RALPH NADER

"The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road 

had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed.

The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat 

on the other side of the road because 

it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV"

• JERRY SEINFELD

"Why does anyone cross a road? 

I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, 

What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, 

anyway?"

THE ULTIMATE BEST NOMINATED ANSWER BY ME FROM THE COLONEL SANDERS HIMSELF

"I missed one?"

ROFL!!!!

IT'S CHICKEN'S DAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"KOT KO DAK" everyone.........its Romanian Language for a chicken telling that she laid an EGG and happy to announce it to everyone.LOLZ. As if chicken can speak English, Malay, Cantonese, and Spanish.....weird ya MATE.

I was inspired to write on this topic and declare its as because chickens at my village is VERY VERY weird.....why??

             

"Usually a normal rooster will make sound early in the mornin' (usually when early dawn) but mine its 12AM IN THE MORNIN' . WTH.....haha.everybody is sleepin' including the humans to..."

(true strory happen in Ds. Karangjati, Jalan Monjali)

So why do they sound early in the mornin??

Maybe they are singing ADAM LAMBERT or wut. The answer is NO. Its actually roosters announcing their territory. Basically they do this usually early dawn because sound travel better that time.(Maybe the roosters at my village are NOOBs or he "shock sendiri je").

I also having this problem of classifying chickens......called me NOOB but i think i'm not ALONE....

So wut is CHICKEN, ROOSTER, PULLETS, HENS, and CHICKS????

A chicken is a chicken, no matter which sex it is. 

Male chickens are called roosters or cockerels.

Young female chickens are often called pullets, and mature laying-age female chickens are called hens, 

Baby chickens are called chicks.

juz kiddin'

this is the real chick...

Get ready for the next post........"chicken day" is getting hotter.

DEV.......HOT chick with cool vibe.....

Remember the famous song LIKE A G6??........she is the DEV...

I think she is the COOLEST girl on earth......with the COOLEST songs.

She have been collaborating with

• the cataracts

• far east movement 

Previous songs

1. 2nite ft. the cataracts
2. Just another day
3. Booty bounce
4. LIKE A G6 ft. The Cataracts

Latest song 

BASS DOWN LOW FT. THE CATARACTS

Top song and  I LIKE IT "BASS DOWN LOW"..........

ENJOY......

Tramar Dillard says WHO's DAT GIRL??

Who is Tramar Dillard???

He not some scientist or journalist...............he is known as FLO-RIDA. A rapper n singer....his music will make our body SHAKE......like the Madagascar movie......"i like to move it move it". haha.   

When his first single is out??

He was 1st popular during the song "LOW" in the early 2008 with #1 in UK for 10 weeks. Top class ehh....untill this guys become popular in you tube.....lolz

Other singles??

1. In the ayer
2. Right Round
3. Club cant handle me ft David Guetta (my favourite song....top class Guetta)

Latest single??

1. Who's Dat Girl ft Akon.

This is song is VERY catchy for me......WHY???? haha.....the lyrics top class la......very funny and entertaining......and nice rap...

Come lets see some of the LYRICS esp the chorus sang by AKON........

[Chorus] 

She no rock star but she got boobies 

She no actress but she make movies 

Who dat girl..Who dat girl..Who dat girl 

Doesn't make sense but it DOES......haha........ nowadays a lot of song doesn't  make sense but is sounds GOOD.....n I LOVE IT.....*clap clap*

DANCE FOR LIFE and  HIV is LETHAL      -tiesto-
party safe ya.

Christmas Gift Anyone??

If U have a lot of money, give this:

• i-PAD

no word can describe.....its like eating an apple without pesticides...

• Cd-j 2000

mixing is always the coolest thing......this turn table have it all......

• electric guitar

it COOL to have an electric guitar......everybody will call u COOL bro...haha

mr X: you have electric guitar BRO??
mr Y: ya BRO
mr X;You are cool BRO
mr Y: (HIDUNG KEMBANG)..... :P

• ATM machine with MONEY inside........

where the hell is the atm machine??.......somebody else took it before me.......dem !!!smart people

If U have some money, give this:

• sound activated light t-shirt

sound--------->lights----------->COOL!!!!
can be found at Sg. Wang.......RM75.huhu

• Nike elastico

futsal shoe.......i need one.

• quicksilver beach shorts

awesome!!

But if u don't have money:

BE A SNOWMAN AND GET SOME MONEY........haha

Merry Christmas to all my frenz that is celebrating........party safe.

Shake up your Happiness!!!!

KANTOI!!!!!

"Kantoi" is a very popular word used in Malaysia beside of NOOB, BENGONG, and etc.... 

"Kantoi" means  a word described for someone is busted, or caught doing something wrong.  (it is best to use the word in bahasa malaysia coz it sounds BETTER).

•   X: i mengandung la.

            Y: KANTOI!!!hahaha......(sarcasticaly) 

•   "Kantoi" selingkuh.......

• "kantoi" mandi ramai-ramai 

           

• "kantoi" membuang sampah merata-rata.....
• "kantoi" stalk org in fb.....
• "kantoi" pergi makan Mc D x ajak kawan....

There is many2 more examples that u can describe "kantoi" but one has really grab my attention.......the KANTOI song.......the ultimate kantoi-ing example(the lyrics).yeah!!!!!!

pssst: i only knew the song while eating NASI KUNING few weeks ago

The singer is Zee Avi

I always find a girl that can play guitar are cool.....huhu

This is her video and hopefully u enjoyed it.

Enough of the kantoi-ing......... I will be posting more.

MEN's facts.......TRUE??

TOP 10 FACTS ABOUT MEN

"BE A MAN"   -mr Bean-

1. Men are NOT mind readers.(go see master "Limbad" for consultation if u want)
2. Men like phones with lots of buttons. it makes them feel important.(but nowadays we use touch screen phone, i-phone 4...huhu). 
3. Men hate to lose. If a woman beats he husband at tenis, she might ask him “Are we ever going to be in love again?” He might say, “Yes, but not with each other”
4. Men forget everything: Women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replays in sports.They’ve already forgotten what happened.(this always happen to me....but the prob is i seem to forget everythg.....zzz).
5. Men who are married tend to have a longer life expectancy than those who are single. But they are the ones who are more willing to die.(seriouslly??....maybe i'll wait until i get married...then only i know).
6. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experiened pain and bought jewelry.(I'm ready then.......):P
7. Men are very confident people. A husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates, he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from the living room, and if they are really in trouble, the wife has to get off the phone in case they call him.(I always see "croco mamba" do this......as if he was the k.rajagopal of m'sia)
8. Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. they can learn in private; in public they have to know.
9. Women take clothing much more seriously than men. Rarely does a man walk into a party and say “Oh my Gosh. I'm so embarassed; get me out of here. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo”(well said)
10. "When four or more men get together, they talk about SPORTS.When  four or more women get together, they talk about MEN".

I like the no 10 part........haha.

Obsession when entering "THE ROOM"

This is a very serious MATTER..........its like an CHRONIC disease.

• go into the room I OPEN 

• go out for a while then into the room again I OPEN

• after take a bath I OPEN

OPEN, OPEN, AND OPEN

BUT I think i'm not the only one having the "DISEASE" .........haha. U toooo.....yes u tooo.....haha.

This is guy that give me and all of us the trouble....

Mr Mark Zuckerberg..........

Everything  i do i check fb....lolz.Wut  a LIFE.......and it's an OBSESSION.

In my opinion is a has a positive effect on me as it got me CONNECTED.......such a geek

As a gratitude of my LOVE for FACEBOOK.......here are some of it's history

Interesting right???Here I invite you to watch the movie social network.

ENJOY!!!!

Are U a NOOB??

NOOB's

• is an opposite to PRO
• get EXTREMELY upset over being beaten and can not admit that they are bad at the game.
• is an INSULT in general so people often wrongly use it and just call somebody that they do not like a noob, regardless of skill.
• noob is derived from the word 'new'  it implies that you are inexperienced  sometimes it is used as slang for 'YOU SUCK'

NOOB's 

1. Walk into fire 
2. TYPE IN ALL CAPS 
3. kill his own teammates on accident 
4. Type in bright colors 
5. Play on an easy difficulty setting 
6. State the obvious (Ex: Our flag has been taken!) 
7. Sing, when they suck at it. 
8. Type random letters 
9. Spam you with messages 
10. Burn food he/she is cooking on accident 
11. Forget to wear their headset 
12. Scream into their headset 
13. Have more deaths than kills 
14. Lose any game (Ex: Halo, Chess, Checkers, Counter-Strike, DoTA) 
15. Lose repeatedly 
16. Get owned by the same guy repeatedly 
17. Make the same joke over and over again 
18. Steal other people's ideas 
19. Not use proper grammar when they type (Ex: do u wanna go to the mall wit justin and i) 
20. Camp in the same spot over and over again, even when they get killed there. 
21. Fail a test 
22. Have a virus on their PC

Make sure you are NOT confused with the term "newb," and people who confuse these terms are usually either noobs themselves....lolz

NEWB's

• are those who are new to some task and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage

I am NEWB and i don't wanna be a NOOB